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    I'm vivian, I'm two jillion and four years old. Yeah, I'm one of those really old pedophiles. Fear me, bastards.

Cheaters

That show is hilarious. Just another trashy american TV show, but it damn sure is entertaining. LOL LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND:

1. Chode 7715 up, 5473 downI don’t know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of “taint” and “gooch”. It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn’t exist, you morons?

“Last night, you mom tongued my chode.”

11. chode 190 up, 148 downIt is when a the circumference of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body.

normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D

LOL, hilarious. Urban Dictionary is a good time waster! Nothing much happened. I had to call the ambulance. God, they should learn to be nicer. They were definately not nice. I also found a giant lump on my neck and its causing me really bad muscle ache and headaches. I went to the doctors yesterday and today, as luck would have it, they were closed. God loves me.

I sure hope that the lump isn’t something bad. Also, the pimple on my ass hurts so much that its difficult for me to sit down. It hurts so much! I sure hope the doctors is open tomorrow. I really need this thing checked out @_@.

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